THE SPUDDY BUDDY MAN
& PIG!
Once upon a time, a very short time ago, in a human’s body, a spud warrior lived within for one hour. I escaped the sassy teen’s body, but the sassy teen’s girlfriend ran after me as quick as a cheetah. She ran and ran and ran. She chased me all the way to Donnybrook out through R.T.E. and finally to a farm in Cork, A pig bit her leg, and she was squealing like a donkey!
The end or is it?
THE SPUDDY BUDDY MAN
IT’S A FRANKEN TEEN IN DA HOUSE!
The sassy teen’s girlfriend brought him back to life. A few days later, me and the sassy teen had ourselves a fight, The sassy teen flew up to the top of a building , where I was, he tried to punch me so I jumped off the building, But I can’t fly. I saw an alien’s ship with Donald Trump in it, and it was coming out of a portal. Trump said yo spud, so I said “Yo Trump!”. I fell into Trump’s alien ship. Trump told me the whole story of how he got here. There was a time warp, I got bored and fell asleep. When I woke up, I got breakfast in bed, and strangely I saw a cat & I saw Mortesli & Rigbone but Donald Trump was dead or so I thought?
The end is near.
THE SPUDDY BUDDY MAN
TIME WARP
The people I saw were fighting a big monster with 3 heads, 1 pac-man head, another head and it was the sassy teen’s, and on the left was a pickle’s head , and it had a robot’s body, It’s like the sassy teen but 10 times stronger. It’s sad but true. A ninja was spotted by the monster and there was nothing except a big dark hole in the ground. It tried kill us so we jumped into the dark hole. I saw centipedes worms and mice eating that ninja I saw earlier. I realised we were in the underground with all the monsters in the world , they were flying up to the surface where the monster is.
It’s the end of time.
THE SPUDDY BUDDY MAN
WITH AN AK47!
I went back up to the surface with them and right beside Mortesli was Leo Burdock with 5 AK47s 1 for him and 4 for us, imagine all the monsters in the world fighting you, well that’s happening to us right now we got out our AK47s and fought we saw that the big monster was eating all the other monsters and it was growing. Soon there was only one monster left. AK47s could not stop it now, so we put are AK47s together and it made the AK47 x.d. We shot it through the sassy teen’s head then the pickles head and the robot body. All that was left was pac-man and I got out my AK47 x.d. and there was nothing left but apples.
The end.